I am bad at doing things. Yes, I know this is vague, but it’s intentionally so. When I’m around people, I put on a pretty good show of being this whirlwind of activity who always has things to occupy my time. But when I actually get handed huge heaping dollops of time…all of those wonderfully productive activities I’d been jotting down on my mental list for hours or days beforehand suddenly get wiped off by the giant eraser hiding in my subconscious and I can think of nothing worthwhile to do. Therefore, I usually end up spending my snow days/time-on-weekends-when-not-working doing one of the following things:
-Sleeping. This generally occurs in my bed, but can also spontaneously occur on that devastatingly comfortable leather couch with a view of the television or own the ripped sheepskin rug directly in front of the wood-fire (aka the only source of heat since I swear our central heating system is BROKEN. Ugh. I can haz April now?).
-Reading. When I feel like being intellectual, I’ll dig my way into a book and stay there for awhile. The annoying thing about my current reading habits (or, sadly, lack thereof) is that whenever I try to read my body decides to start sending me signals that it would be rather doing the above activity^. The last book I read cover to cover (something I’m trying to get myself to do more often, Resolution-style) was As The Great World Spins by Colum McCann. I’m still a little bit overwhelmed by the sheer scope of the novel, which, not to spoil anything, paints intimate portraits of 12 subtly interconnected people living out their radically different lives in NYC circa 1974(3?), unaware of the webs that bind them together, all while a spontaneous cross-Manhattan tightrope walk unites the city in a more visible way. These people range from a computer hacker using the new ARPAnet to reverse connections and call pay phones to hear the latest news about the rumored aerial stunt, to a tripped-out artist trying to put the pieces of her life back into some semblance of meaning, to a rich housewife trying (with varying degrees of success) to cross class lines to mourn her son’s death with other surviving mothers. I’ll stop, since I realize I’m starting to sound like a dust-jacket summary, but this was a delicious book with utterly gorgeous prose that tied together different voices in one of my favorite literary strategies of all time.
-Eating. I know, I know, not a good habit. But honestly, whichever of you HASN’T ever grabbed a tub of Edy’s from the fridge and proceeded to attack it with a spoon while vegging on the couch can throw the first stone. Anyone? That’s what I thought
-Listening to podcasts. Since I’m a nerd, this usually consists of political shows (which make me feel informed, suicidal, and homicidal by turns), history shows (Of course I didn’t once listen to a 7-part podcast that retold and analyzed the history of the British Empire for a straight week..), and random culture/literature/conversation shows. Occasionally, I listen to one of Slate.com’s several podcasts, which I enjoy except for the fact that every single one of those hosts has a vocabulary that Merriam Webster would commit assault with a deadly dictionary for, and enjoys flaunting that fact, so when I listen to too many of those consecutively the underlying elitist condescension can start to clog my mental arteries with annoyance.
-Youtube hopping (v)- The act or practice of going to Youtube intending to watch one video, and then proceeding to while away huge swaths of time by clicking on the “Related videos” or “More from ____” playlists. This consumes startling amounts of my time if I’m not careful…
One funny story about the last of these wretchedly wonderful time-wasters: Just now, I was youtube hopping from the Vlogbrothers, and Sophie (adorable 16-week old kitten) perched herself on my shoulder and started watching John Green talk through a box on my screen. Also, when I first picked her up from her former home, Sophie wouldn’t stop crying, and so in my frantic efforts to make the ball of fuzz in the carrier stop making me feel like a sadist, I started singing “The Weapon” by Harry and the Potters…and she stopped mewing pitifully.
The conclusion of this highly disjointed blog: My cat is a Nerdfighter, and I’m a lazy bum.
I’m going to go get dressed for work, so I can check out drunken college students at the grocery store for 6.5 hours minus a state-mandated half-hour lunch.
Peace. Love. Happiness. Kittens.
Cody
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
West Wing Wishfulness
Loath though I am to support Laura Mallory’s detestably idiotic conclusion that children and young adults can’t see the line between fantasy and reality, I will admit that the politico side of me practically salivates sometimes when I watch West Wing. Not because I have a nerd-crush on Bradley Whitford (okay, okay, not ONLY because of that…) but because it was a large part of what inspired and amplified my interest in politics to begin with. The sight of people willing to stand up and fight was, I’ll admit it, a bit starry-eyed and overly-optimistic for today’s politics, but I guess I was bamboozled by the insane idea that the Democrats I worked my ass off to get into office would actually do anything once they got there. Don’t get me wrong, I mostly agree with the Democrats…at least, on the issues they say they stand for. But standing for something and being willing standing UP for it seem to be two entirely different things. Out of curiosity, I decided to download the PDF file of the Democratic party platform, formally accepted in August 2008. Snappily titled “Renewing America’s Promise,” the fourth sentence of the Preamble reads: “We believe that quality and affordable health care is a basic right.” In small print, in a copy of a document few people ever take the time to read, then, Democrats can speak in absolutes. Not “We think that health care should be well-regulated, sometime, maybe,” not “we’d like to support the radical idea that companies shouldn’t be able to drop a newborn child for a ‘pre-existing condition,’ if that’s not too much to ask.”
No. Unless I’m losing my ability to interpret the English language, that says health care is a basic RIGHT. Not a responsibility the state should uphold for the sake of morals or the sake of keeping up with the industrialized world, although those are both perfectly valid reasons. That language specifies that the right of Americans to live without being crushed by ever-mounting premiums and discriminatory insurers only concerned with their own bottom line is just that: a Right. Up there with all the others, the right to freedom of speech, and of religion, is the freedom of life. Life is what you make of it, but if at the very least you should have the opportunity to live it, and the extent that we, as a collective, can provide that for each-other, we’ve done our duty is the extent that we have done our duty to the champions of the past who have died with their dreams unfulfilled and to the children growing up today who will one day lose their insurance and waste away in a hospital room because they’ve run out their savings on deductibles, or because they happened to be cursed with a condition over which they have no control.
I believe that structuring the provision of health care exclusively through a for-profit system will always leave the unprofitable bleeding in the dust, which is why I wish Democrats would live up to the substance of what they pledged to believe in 6 long months ago, on August 25, 2008.
If you disagree with that, that’s fine: stand up and say so. Let’s start a conversation, and I place only two caveats on the freedom of it: that everyone speaks based on facts, not based on fear. And second, that everyone supports what they truly believe, not what they’re being encouraged by others to disingenuously support.
You can probably guess my level of confidence that what I just hoped for will ever see the light of day in the conversations of most Congressmen and women, much less Senators.
Thank goodness, at least, for the few courageous Congress-people like Anthony Weiner, who, despite a slightly unfortunate last name isn’t too in love with his name plate and cushy chair to waste the two years we gave him tacking to the right and giving away our hopes to the black hole of a party that demands no less than total agreement, and makes no concessions despite being largely in the minority.
And people wonder why I’m becoming a cynic.
I’m tired, and I’m depressing myself. I’m going to go read, watch Glee, and play with my adorable kitten, not necessarily in that order. Existentialism will have to wait for tomorrow, or potentially tonight. Enjoy your day, everyone (and for fellow Little Lions, enjoy your snow day…although I will admit a bit of disappointment; I was looking forward to Yellow Sweatshirt Friday!)
No. Unless I’m losing my ability to interpret the English language, that says health care is a basic RIGHT. Not a responsibility the state should uphold for the sake of morals or the sake of keeping up with the industrialized world, although those are both perfectly valid reasons. That language specifies that the right of Americans to live without being crushed by ever-mounting premiums and discriminatory insurers only concerned with their own bottom line is just that: a Right. Up there with all the others, the right to freedom of speech, and of religion, is the freedom of life. Life is what you make of it, but if at the very least you should have the opportunity to live it, and the extent that we, as a collective, can provide that for each-other, we’ve done our duty is the extent that we have done our duty to the champions of the past who have died with their dreams unfulfilled and to the children growing up today who will one day lose their insurance and waste away in a hospital room because they’ve run out their savings on deductibles, or because they happened to be cursed with a condition over which they have no control.
I believe that structuring the provision of health care exclusively through a for-profit system will always leave the unprofitable bleeding in the dust, which is why I wish Democrats would live up to the substance of what they pledged to believe in 6 long months ago, on August 25, 2008.
If you disagree with that, that’s fine: stand up and say so. Let’s start a conversation, and I place only two caveats on the freedom of it: that everyone speaks based on facts, not based on fear. And second, that everyone supports what they truly believe, not what they’re being encouraged by others to disingenuously support.
You can probably guess my level of confidence that what I just hoped for will ever see the light of day in the conversations of most Congressmen and women, much less Senators.
Thank goodness, at least, for the few courageous Congress-people like Anthony Weiner, who, despite a slightly unfortunate last name isn’t too in love with his name plate and cushy chair to waste the two years we gave him tacking to the right and giving away our hopes to the black hole of a party that demands no less than total agreement, and makes no concessions despite being largely in the minority.
And people wonder why I’m becoming a cynic.
I’m tired, and I’m depressing myself. I’m going to go read, watch Glee, and play with my adorable kitten, not necessarily in that order. Existentialism will have to wait for tomorrow, or potentially tonight. Enjoy your day, everyone (and for fellow Little Lions, enjoy your snow day…although I will admit a bit of disappointment; I was looking forward to Yellow Sweatshirt Friday!)
Thursday, February 25, 2010
A Steaming Cup of Late-Night Existentialism
At school recently, I've been reading a good deal of Existentialist literature, from Sartre (Les Jeux Sont Faits, or "The Chips are Down," roughly translated) in French class, to Camus's The Stranger (thankfully in English) in my AP Lit course. My initial reaction to Existentialism was primarily groaning resentment: not only did I see existentialist ideas as a annoying stain on the already dreary trial of February, but they also scared me just a bit, like some gaping abyss howling into endless darkness, threatening to consume whatever pitiful strains of happiness had managed to survive endless college apps and months of subfreezing temperatures.
However, even though I wouldn't quite say I was surprised, I would say that all this deep thinking about the core of existentialism has left me with a new respect with the mentality, even if I don't agree with all its pillars (and, to be honest, even existentialists don't always agree with existentialists; this seems, from my minimal experience, like one of the vaster school of thought in philosophy and literary criticism).
I don't have the time or the mental stamina at the moment to give the entire backstory for the forthcoming rant, but just know it was...inspired by The Stranger, and also the frightening imminent notion of having to write a formal essay on said novel. Nothing like an 3-day essay assignment out of nowhere to encourage critical thinking...anywho, here goes...
One of the main ideas of existentialism I've really come to embrace (at least one I've personally picked up, even if it wasn't intentionally inserted by the author(s))is that of scarringly gorgeous, blisteringly blindingly overwhelmingly raw truth, and how often we humans hide from it. Whether it's the truth within our own (small, petty, meaningless *cough* sorry, channeling Sartre) lives, or the grander and more terrifying truths about the universe, we as a species construct so many fictions to spruce up the bare humongity of this world into bite-size pieces we can pretend to understand.
Truth can be scary sometimes, especially when that truth bares its fangs and snaps wildly at the house of straw our lives are sometimes based on. If we don't build our lives around a foundation of truth, we're sacrificing the possibility of a strong, sturdy (if more difficult to build) "brick house" of a life.
Paradoxically, if we don't embrace truth, then we condemn ourselves to a life of fear.
When we deceive ourselves, even if we lie to ourselves well,we never manage to fully suppress those devilish fears lingering, grinning nastily below the surface of what we so frantically tell ourselves is true. Unless we face these demons of doubt head-on once and for all and accept whatever bitter pills they make us swallow, then we will always remain like the foolish little big who builds a straw house, with no foundation to hold it when floods, earthquakes, and big Bad Wolves--metaphoric and otherwise--come knocking at the door.
Over the next few days, this blog will be bouncing around from more wonderful philosophy to a medical assessment of certain metaphorical body parts of a certain political party.
I love you guys, and I love getting back into writing like this. I feel like I've got fire in my fingers again...
However, even though I wouldn't quite say I was surprised, I would say that all this deep thinking about the core of existentialism has left me with a new respect with the mentality, even if I don't agree with all its pillars (and, to be honest, even existentialists don't always agree with existentialists; this seems, from my minimal experience, like one of the vaster school of thought in philosophy and literary criticism).
I don't have the time or the mental stamina at the moment to give the entire backstory for the forthcoming rant, but just know it was...inspired by The Stranger, and also the frightening imminent notion of having to write a formal essay on said novel. Nothing like an 3-day essay assignment out of nowhere to encourage critical thinking...anywho, here goes...
One of the main ideas of existentialism I've really come to embrace (at least one I've personally picked up, even if it wasn't intentionally inserted by the author(s))is that of scarringly gorgeous, blisteringly blindingly overwhelmingly raw truth, and how often we humans hide from it. Whether it's the truth within our own (small, petty, meaningless *cough* sorry, channeling Sartre) lives, or the grander and more terrifying truths about the universe, we as a species construct so many fictions to spruce up the bare humongity of this world into bite-size pieces we can pretend to understand.
Truth can be scary sometimes, especially when that truth bares its fangs and snaps wildly at the house of straw our lives are sometimes based on. If we don't build our lives around a foundation of truth, we're sacrificing the possibility of a strong, sturdy (if more difficult to build) "brick house" of a life.
Paradoxically, if we don't embrace truth, then we condemn ourselves to a life of fear.
When we deceive ourselves, even if we lie to ourselves well,we never manage to fully suppress those devilish fears lingering, grinning nastily below the surface of what we so frantically tell ourselves is true. Unless we face these demons of doubt head-on once and for all and accept whatever bitter pills they make us swallow, then we will always remain like the foolish little big who builds a straw house, with no foundation to hold it when floods, earthquakes, and big Bad Wolves--metaphoric and otherwise--come knocking at the door.
Over the next few days, this blog will be bouncing around from more wonderful philosophy to a medical assessment of certain metaphorical body parts of a certain political party.
I love you guys, and I love getting back into writing like this. I feel like I've got fire in my fingers again...
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
My Lethargic Life
Hello, world. It's been awhile, and I've missed you.
I'm not quite sure where to start in this whole confusing narrative of my life right now, so I guess I'll just leap in headfirst and hope it makes some sort of sense at some point.
Right now, I'm going through a hard point in my life. For most of the life I can remember, I've always had writing, no matter what else was frustrating me in the real or online worlds. I could always sit down, shake out the old fingers, and let creativity flow onto the page. It was something I could hold onto, something that I could turn back on and use to remind myself that I had worth, even when the rest of the world seemed to disagree. I'm reading my blog posts from last year, and I sound like such an intriguing and interesting person! I'm funny, I have a prodigious vocabulary, I have decent comic timing. I feel like I've lost that person, somehow, and it terrifies me. I'm not sure if it's because my English class has involved minimal writing this year, or because my brain is currently mutinying after being forced into months of hard labor as an essay-producing machine earlier in senior year, but I'm feeling seriously rusty. My vocabulary seems to have regressed about 10 steps, and half the time I feel like I can't even put sentences together, that I have to think way too long to find the right words, when it used to come so naturally.
I feel like the floor has fallen out from under me -- the one ability that I could always tell myself I had, no matter what, seems to be slipping away, and during a college admissions season already grating on my self-esteem...this isn't something I need.
Sometimes, I have spurts of what feels like my old self - happy, bubbly, sarcastic, involved, interested. But sometimes, I feel like that girl takes a few days off, and I'm left, scared and alone, trapped within my own skull.
I have realized that whenever I'm able to produce some writing I'm proud of, it makes me feel better about myself (which in turn makes me more comfortable and more able to produce good writing, etc) and keeps me out of the downward cycle of sinking into depressed lethargy, which I can assure you does no favors to my rusty old brain. So, in some proactive attempt at climbing out of this whole I've so masochistically dug for myself, I'm going to try to write, every day. I know I've said it before, but I'm really going to hold myself to it, and I really need you, as my friends, to keep me honest as well. This is one of those things that, in moments of clarity, I realize will be good for me in the long run, but which, at certain specific points, I try to wriggle my way out of for convenience's sake.
Has anyone else ever experienced something like this? Everyone keeps telling me it's senioritis, and it will pass, but I guess I'm just fishing for some confirmation.
Also, any of my friends who are reading this, I would be unspeakably, incredibly grateful if you could leave me questions/blog topics in your comments, either here on Blogspot or on Facebook. The wood of my creativity fire is a little wet, as previously described, so I need sparks to really get it going, and having something to write about makes this whole process easier than just sitting down in front of a blank screen and hoping I can blink some meaning into it.
Peace. Love. Happiness. (Hopefully soon, even if not now)
Cody
P.S. If you're wondering why this was posted during school hours, I'm home from school with dizziness and a headache.
I'm not quite sure where to start in this whole confusing narrative of my life right now, so I guess I'll just leap in headfirst and hope it makes some sort of sense at some point.
Right now, I'm going through a hard point in my life. For most of the life I can remember, I've always had writing, no matter what else was frustrating me in the real or online worlds. I could always sit down, shake out the old fingers, and let creativity flow onto the page. It was something I could hold onto, something that I could turn back on and use to remind myself that I had worth, even when the rest of the world seemed to disagree. I'm reading my blog posts from last year, and I sound like such an intriguing and interesting person! I'm funny, I have a prodigious vocabulary, I have decent comic timing. I feel like I've lost that person, somehow, and it terrifies me. I'm not sure if it's because my English class has involved minimal writing this year, or because my brain is currently mutinying after being forced into months of hard labor as an essay-producing machine earlier in senior year, but I'm feeling seriously rusty. My vocabulary seems to have regressed about 10 steps, and half the time I feel like I can't even put sentences together, that I have to think way too long to find the right words, when it used to come so naturally.
I feel like the floor has fallen out from under me -- the one ability that I could always tell myself I had, no matter what, seems to be slipping away, and during a college admissions season already grating on my self-esteem...this isn't something I need.
Sometimes, I have spurts of what feels like my old self - happy, bubbly, sarcastic, involved, interested. But sometimes, I feel like that girl takes a few days off, and I'm left, scared and alone, trapped within my own skull.
I have realized that whenever I'm able to produce some writing I'm proud of, it makes me feel better about myself (which in turn makes me more comfortable and more able to produce good writing, etc) and keeps me out of the downward cycle of sinking into depressed lethargy, which I can assure you does no favors to my rusty old brain. So, in some proactive attempt at climbing out of this whole I've so masochistically dug for myself, I'm going to try to write, every day. I know I've said it before, but I'm really going to hold myself to it, and I really need you, as my friends, to keep me honest as well. This is one of those things that, in moments of clarity, I realize will be good for me in the long run, but which, at certain specific points, I try to wriggle my way out of for convenience's sake.
Has anyone else ever experienced something like this? Everyone keeps telling me it's senioritis, and it will pass, but I guess I'm just fishing for some confirmation.
Also, any of my friends who are reading this, I would be unspeakably, incredibly grateful if you could leave me questions/blog topics in your comments, either here on Blogspot or on Facebook. The wood of my creativity fire is a little wet, as previously described, so I need sparks to really get it going, and having something to write about makes this whole process easier than just sitting down in front of a blank screen and hoping I can blink some meaning into it.
Peace. Love. Happiness. (Hopefully soon, even if not now)
Cody
P.S. If you're wondering why this was posted during school hours, I'm home from school with dizziness and a headache.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Grocery Store Rules
This is just going to be a quick little rant-type blog, because most of what I have to say in the way of intelligent dialogue came out in my blog on Blogspot earlier today. For those of you who don't know (which is about 99.9% of people reading this, I would think) I work at a grocery store as a cashier. Glamorous, no? Actually, it is a pretty good job, except for the fact that I've been working long hours recently, and dealing with the pre-Easter rush. Coming out of the frustration of today, here are 5 rules to follow if you don't want your cashier secretly plotting ways to poison your food using only the materials provided at a standard cash register:
1. Don't ask for "paper inside paper" bags. Really, it's not necessary. Unless you truly want to pack your entire order of 30 items into a single bag (thus pretty much ripping your arm from your shoulder socket) there is no reason why you can't get by with a single layer paper bag. Here's a suggestion: how about you get two paper bags, fill them quasi-equally, and then you won't fall over when you're walking down a set of stairs because all your weight is balanced on one side!
2. Please figure out how to use a credit card. I'll let it slide for the 80 year old, but if you're a twenty year old guy, I'm sorry, but you have no legitimate excuse for not knowing how to slide a credit card through a slot that includes diagrams. Come on, you're a member of a consumerist generation, if you don't know how to work a credit card, what hope is there left for a completely soulless, materialist world! *sarcasm note*
3. Don't speak to me as though I have the IQ of a rock. I'm aware that I'm working at a fairly "no-skill-needed" job, but last time I checked, neither hospitals nor law firms hire sixteen year olds. I'm doing what I can, and even though I'm going to respect you even though I may want to bash you over the head with an oversized squash, you can at least pretend to reciprocate the favor.
4. Do not ask me where the chive-stuffed olives are. I work in the front end, not grocery. I am a part-time teenager; I am not omniscient (although I can bag at a surprisingly quick rate of 17.13 items per minute! XD ) ! I know that it's supposed to be my job to know where everything in the store is, but the grocery store I work at is roughly the size of some smaller European nations, so that's a bit of a dilemma.
5. Don't haul your cat litter/water bottles/charcoal/ice up onto the belt: I have a remote scanner, I can just get it in the cart! Exciting as it is to have to field 40 pound items rolling towards you down a belt, it would just be easier to deal with them in your cart! Besides, if I wanted to join a weight program, I join one!
Peace. Love. Happiness.
~Cody
1. Don't ask for "paper inside paper" bags. Really, it's not necessary. Unless you truly want to pack your entire order of 30 items into a single bag (thus pretty much ripping your arm from your shoulder socket) there is no reason why you can't get by with a single layer paper bag. Here's a suggestion: how about you get two paper bags, fill them quasi-equally, and then you won't fall over when you're walking down a set of stairs because all your weight is balanced on one side!
2. Please figure out how to use a credit card. I'll let it slide for the 80 year old, but if you're a twenty year old guy, I'm sorry, but you have no legitimate excuse for not knowing how to slide a credit card through a slot that includes diagrams. Come on, you're a member of a consumerist generation, if you don't know how to work a credit card, what hope is there left for a completely soulless, materialist world! *sarcasm note*
3. Don't speak to me as though I have the IQ of a rock. I'm aware that I'm working at a fairly "no-skill-needed" job, but last time I checked, neither hospitals nor law firms hire sixteen year olds. I'm doing what I can, and even though I'm going to respect you even though I may want to bash you over the head with an oversized squash, you can at least pretend to reciprocate the favor.
4. Do not ask me where the chive-stuffed olives are. I work in the front end, not grocery. I am a part-time teenager; I am not omniscient (although I can bag at a surprisingly quick rate of 17.13 items per minute! XD ) ! I know that it's supposed to be my job to know where everything in the store is, but the grocery store I work at is roughly the size of some smaller European nations, so that's a bit of a dilemma.
5. Don't haul your cat litter/water bottles/charcoal/ice up onto the belt: I have a remote scanner, I can just get it in the cart! Exciting as it is to have to field 40 pound items rolling towards you down a belt, it would just be easier to deal with them in your cart! Besides, if I wanted to join a weight program, I join one!
Peace. Love. Happiness.
~Cody
The Woes of an Grammar Nerd
[Warning: Very Disjointed Blog Ahead]
It would make sense, normally, for the worlds of "grammar nerd" and "person who listens to music about a book series" to intersect...right? Well, yes. Except that being a grammar nerd in the wrock world can often lead to confusion, largely involving pronouns.
For example, if I want to refer to The Whomping Willows (or Tonks and the Aurors, or Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills...) within a sentence, would the verb need to be plural to agree with the subject, even though technically the band name is a plural noun referring to a singular person? And if I used, to continue the example, The Whomping Willows, and wanted to use that as an antecedant to a pronoun that came later, would that pronoun be "he" or "they"? The amount of time I've spent wondering about this is truly sad...
I'm having trouble thinking of anything else interesting to say at the moment, sadly... I think that all the cashier work I'm doing is sapping my soul. Although I can name a huge number of grocery codes. What would be really interesting is if I could develop some sort of code for cashiers, where the 4 digit code referred to the first letter of the produce item it referred to.
For example...
4225 (Avacado) would be A
4011 (Banana) would be B
4050 (Cantelope) would be C
So, steppint off one nerd train and onto another for a moment, has anyone heard about the pirates? I'm not talking Jack Sparrow here; a US ship has actually been taken, and a hostage taken, by Somalian pirates. This would be funny, if someone's life didn't hang in the balance..
Quote of the day: There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
Winston Churchill
Peace. Love. Happiness
~Cody
It would make sense, normally, for the worlds of "grammar nerd" and "person who listens to music about a book series" to intersect...right? Well, yes. Except that being a grammar nerd in the wrock world can often lead to confusion, largely involving pronouns.
For example, if I want to refer to The Whomping Willows (or Tonks and the Aurors, or Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills...) within a sentence, would the verb need to be plural to agree with the subject, even though technically the band name is a plural noun referring to a singular person? And if I used, to continue the example, The Whomping Willows, and wanted to use that as an antecedant to a pronoun that came later, would that pronoun be "he" or "they"? The amount of time I've spent wondering about this is truly sad...
I'm having trouble thinking of anything else interesting to say at the moment, sadly... I think that all the cashier work I'm doing is sapping my soul. Although I can name a huge number of grocery codes. What would be really interesting is if I could develop some sort of code for cashiers, where the 4 digit code referred to the first letter of the produce item it referred to.
For example...
4225 (Avacado) would be A
4011 (Banana) would be B
4050 (Cantelope) would be C
So, steppint off one nerd train and onto another for a moment, has anyone heard about the pirates? I'm not talking Jack Sparrow here; a US ship has actually been taken, and a hostage taken, by Somalian pirates. This would be funny, if someone's life didn't hang in the balance..
Quote of the day: There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
Winston Churchill
Peace. Love. Happiness
~Cody
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Is it summer yet?
I just watched this video, which if you don't feel like actually watching, is Brian Malfoy covering a song that I've unfortunately never heard before today, Construtive Summer by the Hold Steady. That, along with The Remus Lupins announcing their tour dates today (my frustration with the world of wizard rock and pronouns at another time, likely tonight) just made me realize how very much I want summer, and more than that, how many huge, probably unfulfillable dreams I have for summer. I have this image of being able to see my friends, and not be an awkward, unintentionally anti-social dork. So, I guess more than anything, I hope that summer will bring out the person I want myself to be. Huh. Yeah, psychoanalyzing yourself isn't very productive, it would seem....
Anyway, back to some semblence of topic. I've been writing in essay format for pretty much the last 24 hours straight, so I'm going to rebel and go with a list format. Becuase I'm just that original...
Reasons Why I need Summer.
1. Because I am sick of having to wear sweatshirts whenever I'm not wearing my coat
2. Because I'm sick of junior year
3. Because I haven't seen a wrock show in over two months, and that's getting on my nerves
4. Because summer will mean the end of ridiculous contest essays for awhile
5. Leakycon
6. Because that will mean I'm just that much closer to being able to get my license in August
7. Because HBP comes out in July
8. Because I need more sleep
9. Because I want to be able to ride my bike again
10. Because I'm lonely
Peace. Love. Happiness. (and Sunshine?)
~Cody
Anyway, back to some semblence of topic. I've been writing in essay format for pretty much the last 24 hours straight, so I'm going to rebel and go with a list format. Becuase I'm just that original...
Reasons Why I need Summer.
1. Because I am sick of having to wear sweatshirts whenever I'm not wearing my coat
2. Because I'm sick of junior year
3. Because I haven't seen a wrock show in over two months, and that's getting on my nerves
4. Because summer will mean the end of ridiculous contest essays for awhile
5. Leakycon
6. Because that will mean I'm just that much closer to being able to get my license in August
7. Because HBP comes out in July
8. Because I need more sleep
9. Because I want to be able to ride my bike again
10. Because I'm lonely
Peace. Love. Happiness. (and Sunshine?)
~Cody
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